Britney's Enchanted Underwear of the Frost Maiden

CARL: Okay so, Brittany has underwear now that she got on the show Dungeon Sidekicks. They have Elle on them. Pinup style Elle, which is somehow both completely on brand and deeply terrifying in a way I cannot fully articulate. STAY FROSTY BOYS is printed right there across the top because of course it is.

The stats are real, by the way. Plus ten percent dexterity. All berserking skills enhanced. I have stopped asking how these things work. The dungeon gives Brittany legendary underwear and I get a cat. This is fine. Everything is fine. Stay frosty.

DONUT: CARL, WON'T ELLE BE REALLY MAD WHEN SHE FINDS OUT?

Carl: Yes, Donut. That's why we're NOT going to tell her.

The last notable achievement came in the AI’s deep, throaty voice. New Achievement! Custom Item. You have seleected an item that is hand made just for you. It will take some time to prepare it and and will be waiting for you in a dungeon mailbox.